** You must suffer from major depression, preferably baseless and self-inflicted.
** You must be an active member of the Goth subculture. You must be completely unaware that Goth is emo in stupid clothes.
** You must believe in the philosophical theory of existentialism, or at least believe that you understand existentialism.
** You should write loads of really bad, depressing, whining, moaning poetry. This poetry must be inflicted upon high-school creative writing teachers, long-suffering parents, unsuspecting bystanders, and your soon-to-be-former friends.
** Remember your new friends, "pills," and "booze." They are the only friends you need, and the only friends you deserve.
(Zdroj: Uncyclopedia)
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